Kardashians sign multi-year deal with network
Kardashians sign deal with network
We don’t know how to say this so we’re just going to get it over with.
The E! Entertainment Network announced Tuesday (as if it were, like, a good thing) that they had reached a deal to make three more seasons of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians.”
No, we’re not kidding.
The Kardashians are the best thing going for the E! Network. Real people, who have cars and kids and mortgages and numerous other bills, work there. And the Kardashians help those real people survive. Five of the 10 most-watched shows in the venerable network’s storied history involved some form of Kardashian.
E! said the entire family is covered by the new deal: Kim (and her derriere), Kourtney, Rob, Khloe, Bruce (and his nose), Kris, Kendall, Kylie and Beaver. The whole lovable bunch. E! also secured first dibs on spinoffs!
In a rare fit of pique, the network just wouldn’t say if Kanye West, who seems to be dating Kim nowadays, would be included in the series. When Kanye was mentioned the network just put their foot down and zipped their trap. So bratty. We were just curious, geez.
The Associated Press contributed to this report.